April 18, 2014

ceasepool:

supersharpshooter1995:

my brother just came into my room so excited to show me these photos of a pigeon he met

nice

(via seasexual)

April 18, 2014

reitone:

reitone:

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all

(Source: cis-phobia, via danisnotonfire-ruined-my-life)

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April 18, 2014

(Source: 1-more-miracle, via bloodsexandrocknroll)

April 18, 2014

genuhsiis:

quotes i wish were in the movie

Peeta’s beside me dressed in an outfit identical to mine. “What did Finnick Odair want?” he ask.
I turn and put my lips close to Peeta’s and drop my eyelids in imitation of Finnick. “He offered me sugar and wanted to know all my secrets,” I say in my best seductive voice.
Peeta laughs. “Ugh. Not really.”
“Really,” I say. “I’ll tell you more when my skin stops crawling.”
Do you think we’d have ended up like this if only one of us had won,” he ask, glancing around at the other victors. “Just another part of the freak show?”
Sure. Especially you,” I say.
Oh. and why especially me?” he says with a smile.
Because you have a weakness for beautiful things and I don’t,” I say with an air of superiority. “They would lure you into their Capital ways and you’d be lost entirely.”
Having an eye for beauty isn’t the same thing as weakness,” Peeta points out. “Except possibly when it comes to you.”

(via childish-teenager)

April 18, 2014
ah-yes-im-that-artist:

meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid

ah-yes-im-that-artist:

meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid

(via bloodsexandrocknroll)

April 18, 2014
letter-experiment:

Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed

letter-experiment:

Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed

(Source: 4gifs, via twerking-lester)

April 18, 2014

(Source: swagfag-sehun, via twerking-lester)

April 18, 2014

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via danisnotonfire-ruined-my-life)

April 18, 2014

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

(via danisnotonfire-ruined-my-life)

April 18, 2014
sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via twerking-lester)