August 21, 2014
spiderinthecupboard:

The dog is asking you to subscribe to youtube.com/AmazingPhil you simply can`t say no to the dog sorry i don`t make the rules
#GetPhilTo2M

spiderinthecupboard:

The dog is asking you to subscribe to youtube.com/AmazingPhil you simply can`t say no to the dog sorry i don`t make the rules

#GetPhilTo2M

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August 21, 2014

allaaronpaul:

Really?  Really though?  

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August 21, 2014

3rdquartermoon:

vurtual:

African Lion (by Tony)

Me

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August 20, 2014

pun-rocker:

You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again. 

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August 20, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

August 20, 2014
fuckyeahtattoos:

INSTAGRAM


@deandenney
Dean Denney
Anonymous Tattoo
Savannah, GA
www.deanieweanie.com

fuckyeahtattoos:

INSTAGRAM

@deandenney

Dean Denney

Anonymous Tattoo

Savannah, GA

www.deanieweanie.com

August 20, 2014
90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
~~~~~
90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?
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Filed under: pretty much 
August 20, 2014

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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Filed under: or friends 
August 20, 2014

stop-hammerkind:

homosexual-leafblower:

mugglescanttameme:

magentamayhem:

YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS

YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM 

AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED

THANK YOU HOLY SHIT

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT

im laughing so fucking hard

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August 20, 2014

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